How to Become a Good World Citizen in the e.Age

Yuan Changming hails with Allen Yuan from poetrypacific.blogspot.ca. Credits include 11 Pushcart nominations, 9 chapbooks & awards, as well as publications in Best of the Best Canadian Poetry (2008-17),& BestNewPoemsOnline, among others. 

By Yuan Changming 

1. Don’t argue with any numbers, but just follow the google algorithm;

2. Abide by American interest rather than international law;

3. Whatever game Uncle Sam is up to play, join the team led by him;

4. Always shore up the green back, white face and purple heart;

5. Remember: information is always might, whereas power is always right;

6. Only Yankees can set fires, while you are never allowed to light a candle;

7. Subject all your speech acts to AmEnglish syntax, including your local slangs;

8. Be accommodating to any investments from Wall Street;

9. It is imperative to baptise your souls in the currents of freedom & democracy;

10. Never try to come close to the super boss like soviets, japs or chinamen…

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